it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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