you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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