I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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