your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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