But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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