singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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