remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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