There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
