btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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