That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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