That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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