More tranny stories later!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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