I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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