Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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