this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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