I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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