That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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