Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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