When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Operation Purity has been aborted
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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