can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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