Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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