I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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