She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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