I want to walk on stilts...naked
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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