At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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