I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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