That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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