Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You were trust falling into bushes
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