i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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