Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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