My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
