Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You did what with his pubic hair?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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