so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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