Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
