okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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