If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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