two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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