can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
When are your genitals available?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
