It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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