you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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