No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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