I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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