OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You need Xanax blowdarts
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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