No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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