Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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