why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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