and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We just shotgunned beers for America
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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