You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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