I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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