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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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