Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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