so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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