ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wish my penis had a tongue
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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