Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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